The Onion nails it as usual:

“Today the ruins of the site remain perfectly preserved, as they were at the time of Friendster’s demise, sometime around mid to late twenty-o-four a.d..

“Their lives just come to a complete stop.. like a fly trapped in amber.”

The Dalai Lama jokes with a nasal spray after being asked his opinion on the swine flu during a press conference after his first lecture in Lausanne August 4, 2009.

—via Daylife

1. 100 Teens Krumpin’ in a Rush Hour Super Crowded Train.
2. A Wigged Lady Slowly Forward-Moonwalking in the Laundromat.
3. A Santa Claus Head-Spinning and Crying Tears.
4. You Freeze for 20 Minutes and Chew an Aluminum Foil.
5. A Basketball Player’s Perfect Pivot on an Ice Skate Rink.
6. Tree Hugger’s Booty Shake With Loose Pants Made of Leaves.
7. Your Boyfriend B-Boying in a Tight Stretchable Straitjacket.
8. Pink Godzilla Hula-Hooping on a Wild Rodeo Ride.
9. John of Deerhoof Eating a Veggie Burger With His Left Hand and Doing 360 Shove-It.
10. Donald Rumsfeld Popping in The Hague at His War Crimes Trial.

I found this “Horse Sprayer” bottle sitting casually on the counter at my parents’ house in NJ. It’s “IDEAL FOR SPRAYING: Fly repellents, Coat Dressings, Veterinary Products, Insecticides, Shampoos, Leather Conditioners, Disinfectants, and Deodorizers, Plus 101 Other Uses Around the Stable.” As you know, there’s a lot of demand for an all-in-one device that can handle these types of situations in suburban NJ.

The “CONVENIENT ONE-HAND OPERATION” of this “handy pistol-grip-sprayer always leaves you with one hand free. You can hold the horse and spray him at the same time. New silent-sprayer action allows you to spray the horse safely…” Would a sprayer that makes noise be unsafe? Wouldn’t the horse feel it anyway with your free hand holding him?

According to my dad, this sprayer could possibly pre-date my birth. It’s probably from back in the day when my parents lived in a stable.. Close up of the front and back labels.